A couple new entries...I should have been packing.

(to) Complicate, v.

The means by which mental degenerates hide their idiocy under a veil of polysyllabic words. It is defined in the New Idiots Dictionary as follows: creating complexity. This psuedo-intelletual action has its origins in the word incompetent, These origins were, much like the idiocy, hidden: the i of the first syllable eplaced the e of the third; the first n was converted to the number marking its place in the alphabet, turned into a simple equation involving a negative 2 (14 - 2), and the answer was converted into the twelfth letter of the alphabet, l; and a surgeon changed the e in the forth syllable to an a by removing the horizontal line from the upper torso to the right side.

The Endeavor of the Dumbshits was complex, which the idiots defined as being of a complicated nature, but the humor was lost to them...the word circular was not in their dictionary. Among the many words not found in the New Idiots Dictionary: Using, A, Premise, To, Prove, [a] Conclusion, That, In, Turn, Is, Used (see using), [to prove] The [premise].